Saturday, May 31, 2008

More Eggnog?

More Eggnog?
Originally uploaded by TheGrossUncle
Santa, you can really be an overwhelming burden sometimes...I'm trying to move on here and get back to my life. I mean, it's MARCH and all...Do you really need to keep coming back to my house for more eggnog? I haven't been to work in weeks because of your unrelenting demand...I've long since stopped putting Schnapp's in the mix, so you can just quit it. Besides, I can't have you ruining Christmas's reputation all over the place after leaving my house. And another thing, Mr. Breckenbaum's bushes are about half dead can use our restoom if you need to...please, i've been getting more than enough hate mail these days. Oh, and your wife called.

by: the gross uncle

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